Teacher Was Shocked On Her Student!

Teacher Was Shocked On Her Student!

Funny Humor Student Teacher

WARNING : RATED C FOR COMEDY.

Once a time a girl named April was sitting in a class. Behind her was little Johny. April was bored so she fell asleep. Luckily the teacher didn't notice and went on teaching. In the last 15 minutes of the class, she asks a question.

“Tell me, who made this universe class?”, She asked. Little Johny poked with a pin on April's back.

She suddenly woke up and said, “God Almighty!!”.

Teacher was impressed and praised her. April went back to sleep.

After 5 more minutes teacher asks the class “who came to the rescue of humans in the era of darkness?”.


Johny again poked April's back with a pin. She again stood up suddenly and said “Jesus Christ!!”.

The teacher again praised her. April went back to sleep again after giving Johny a deathly glare.

The teacher just before going asked the class “what did Eve said to Adam after giving birth to their 15th child?”

Johny again poked hard April's back.

This time April stood up and angrily shouted

“I swear to God that if you insert that thing into me once again, then I will take it from you and shove it in your a**”!!"  ☺☺☺

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Moral Lessons Of 11 Years Old Student

Moral Lessons Of 11 Years Old Student

Children Humor Student Teacher

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chicks. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all of your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.


Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chicks for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Sarah. Billy, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes. My dad told me this story about my Auntie M... Auntie M was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got shot down. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of rum, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the rum on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of Moral did your father tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay away from Auntie M when she's been drinking."

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No God, No Brain

No God, No Brain

Humor Student Teacher

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.

The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?


TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?


TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.


TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a minute later) Yes, I saw the sky.


TEACHER : Did you see God?


TOMMY : No.


TEACHER : That's my point.
We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.


A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy :
LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?


TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?


TOMMY : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).


LITTLE GIRL : Did you see the sky?


TOMMY : Yessssssssss.


LITTLE GIRL : Tommy, do you see the teacher?


TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE GIRL : Do you see her brain?


TOMMY : No.


LITTLE GIRL : Then, according to what we were taught in school today...
she must not have one!!

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